Last Thursday was definitely a “Not Me” kind of day. Here is what happened:
- I did not immediately email this sweet person whom commented on my blog that she likes Weezer to gush about how much I love their Pinkerton album. I am not a 37-year-old rabid Weezer groupie. =w=
- I did not send Ethan to school in tennis shoes in a snow storm because I hadn’t bought boots for him yet.
- I did not get lost in a snow storm trying to find my husband’s office. He only works in one of the tallest buildings in Denver—how could I miss it?
- I did not pack my workout clothes in my car and then ate a McDonald’s quarter pounder with cheese and took a nap instead. Proper diet and exercise are way too important to me.
- I did not turn my car stereo up to gangbanger proportions while listening to Weezer’s song, “The Good Life.” I did not put on my sunglasses and ski hat so no one would recognize me while I did this. I am not having a mid-life crisis.
- My car did not look like this by the end of the day.
- I did not run out of the house to have drinks, I mean dinner, with my friends and left an undercooked lasagna for Terry to feed the boys. That would be way too cruel, unless, of course, you’re having a “not me” kind of day.
10 comments:
Can you believe that we don't even have snow yet?! It's completely crazy... then again, it's supposed to snow today!
OMG! Those are great!!! I feel way better about driving around with Megadeth cranked up!
Too funny! I would never do any of those things either, especially the part about going out for drinks ;)
That was one "gone to hell in a handbasket" kind of day. Make sure you never, ever, don't do it again.
Hmm... I think i'd like to have one of those "not me" kind of days.
haha, None of those sound like you AT ALL! ;)
those were hilarious and i get lost down there all the time too!
Not you at all. Those were really funny. Who can't relate:)
That's as bad as your car looked? Please girl...that is nothing. And the tennis shoes...yeah, did this this weekend. My son didn't have boots yet. Bad idea. (as you read)
i don't know whether to laugh or cry... a bit of both i suppose... what an ending, i think you needed that!
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