I reverse the car.
Bam! Crunch! My heart hits my throat.
Must inspect damage.
Not too bad this time.
Just a dent above the wheel.
We exchange info.
Time to call hubby.
I’ve hit three cars in three years.
Will he divorce me?
No, but my car insurance may. Read some more haikus here.
8 comments:
At least you don't have to worry about hitting another car for another year?
Uh oh!! I used to have a bad habit of backing into things....
Oh gosh, what a haiku. Indeed, your isurance company will divorce you. Your husband however, true & true.
I'm not a great driver, and I've definitely had more than my share of these. But I almost went two years without any vehicular ... incidents and I went and screwed it up on Labor Day by getting a speeding ticket. :(
don't buy a truck. that's my advice for the day.
OH dear, hope things aren't too bad or too pricey. Even the slightest thing seems to cost so much these days.
Oh my. Yikes. Nicely haiku'd but doesn't sound like much fun. Eek!
Oy. If it makes you feel any better, I hit a bear once in my car.
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